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Chibi Jae returns yet again as Colossal Con's Official Minister of All Things Stuff and still swears he is still being chased by the rabid lemmings of Canada who are attempting to collect a bounty set by Jabba's younger brother Habba.
Born in the backwoods of Southwestern Ohio, Chibi Jae began his con experience when he was a fetus, much to the chagrin of his mother who didn't seem to notice he was missing at the time. From that point on he has been a regular fixture at conventions, much to the chagrin of William Shatner who wishes he was missing most of the time. (Ask him about it some time, he's done entire panels on it.) Chibi Jae has been involved with Colossal Con since 2002, where he spent most the time sitting in front of a door and talking to himself for the majority of the weekend, and sleeping on top of the air conditioner in the room when he found the time. Thanks to the sleep deprivation and someone listening while he talked to himself, the Stuff Panel was born, or well hatched, and has been offered up to the altar of the con gods ever since. Chibi Jae has also hosted The Panel Panel, The Complete History of Everything, Scandanavian Basket Weaving Made Easy, The Lighter Side of Stalin and three different Yaoi Happy Hours. At one point he apparently also was the Master of Ceremonies for a Cosplay, although he swears those memories if true have been repressed.
According to ancient Chinese secrets that are carefully hidden at their restaurants on the placemats, Chibi Jae is a monkey. Outside of swinging on trees and eating, Chibi Jae is also an avid velcro bowler, collector of shiny things, paints the dots on dominos and invented the quark. |
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